"You have risked the exposure of our underage porn!" - Severus Snape

Backstory Information

The Third Episode of a Harry Potter YTP, exposing two earlier releases from the last two YTP's.


Harry, at the Dursleys has a surprise visitor coming: Majorie Dursley. They dine in the hall, commenting on Aunt Petunia's "Excellent Sex". Harry proposes that his Dad was a cock, followed by Succ. Harry is being verbally abused by Marge when she calls him a bitch.

Harry then reacts violently with the phrase "SHUT UP!".

Uncle Vernon gets mad as Harry escapes the Dursleys. Harry decided, despite The Decree of the Restriction of Underage Sorcery proposed by the Ministry of Magic, Harry used the Killing Curse, which is one of the three unforgivable curses, face-swapped with Voldemort. Kills Uncle Veron. Harry receives a letter from the Ministry based on the decision of a potential expulsion from Hogwarts.

Harry takes the Knight Bus run by Stan Shit Pipe (Stan Shunpike) to head to the Weasley's home.

Molly Weasley introduces Harry Potter, then uses Floo Powder to apparate to Hogwarts. However, shortly into the opening ceremony, Snape calls Harry and Ron to his office, and gets mad over the Class of 2017 (According to The Gorham Times).

Snape interrogates Harry and Ron for risking the exposure of "underage porn". Harry and Ron, gets expelled big time, the next day.


  • When Severus Snape reads the Newspaper, it shows the Gorham Times front cover. Dateline reveals June 15th, 2017 (the concept from the previous two YTP's)
  • Some sentence mixing was run by the idea of the video: Harry Potter and the Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent (Part 1), and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Clamps (formerly known as Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Auschwitz.)


  • In the credits, Know You More by Hillsong Live is supposed to be in the Visual Graphics Credit Section
  • Harry Potter Hedwig's theme doesn't show, but the clip was used from Harry Joins ISIS.


  • Harry Potter
  • Ronald Weasley
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Uncle Vernon Dursley
  • Aunt Petunia Dursley
  • Aunt Majorie Dursley
  • Dudley Dursley
  • Stan Shunpike
  • Argus Filch
  • Molly Weasley
  • Arthur Weasley
  • Fred Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Percy Weasley
  • Charlie Weasley
  • Hogwarts School Choir
  • Darlene Zschech